What! There was a mug AND tote bag option??? I need to read better.

I had my first son right around the time Tina Fey's Bossypants came out. This book will be out around the time my second son is born. It's like the universe is trying to keep me entertained while on maternity leave.

Really? All I want is for complete strangers to stop feeling my burgeoning belly gives them license to make any sort of comment on my appearance. I'm still a person. Growing someone else inside of me doesn't make me a public commodity open for comment and attention. If I wanted that, I'd be a reality star.

I miss the old Ellie Goulding who wore flannel and just sang her heart out. Not this Barbie they have turned her into.

While I could take issue with the ranking method for everyone else on the list. I cannot dispute your number 1 choice. So your list is great.

Thin mints and fresh hot popcorn. It sounds weird. But it is delicious.

I remain perplexed by this. Will every life changing event in their life she wants turn into a him making her do something for him before he will agree to it? Sure, they are engaged, but will he not set a date until she finishes making all 300 sandwiches? If she decides to have a baby, is he going to force her to…

Next it will be the most selfies taken in one minute.

Her apartment is lovely and worth looking at also.

I have to second the time thing.. my best birthday present was random and unintended - everyone else in my family went to bed early because they were coming down with colds and I got to have an evening entirely to myself. It was bliss.

So, am I the only person who thinks she looks unnatural? Then again I also don't understand the popularity of the Kardashian/Jenners. So I just answered my own question.

To be honest, I don't know how anyone who hasn't read the books has managed to stick to the show. I read the books and it's the only reason why I watch the show because I like to see how things will play out. My husband on the other hand, did not, and he finds the show to be quite slow and boring.

This is timely, I had heard about the introduction of sexy sports bras and wondered what they were and how it could be possible. I didn't know just changing the color of something and naming it something risque was all it would take.

I'm not sure if these places are weird... but there are two that come to mind. Inside the wooden boat of a kid's playground at a baseball stadium (after everyone had left). The front yard of my boyfriend's grandmother's house, at night, but anyone could have seen us and probably did we weren't hidden.

I saw the broadcast when Travolta did that, and I too spend the entire song going "did he really say Adele Dazeem" and you'd think I'd be past it now but every time I read Adele Dazeem I have this incredible urge to crack up.

Yes. This is everyday at my house. With normal food not eaten in a fancy restaurant. Because spending that much more on food for my kid who barely eats the macaroni and cheese he asked for would be a waste of money.

Wait. I never thought Dodai would be hard to pronounce. Unless I am pronouncing it wrong in my head. In which case I apologize.

I'm not sure about Panda Express Kale because I'm not sure about Panda Express as a good representative of Chinese cuisine. But... my family, who is Asian, does love to cook stir fried kale chopped finely with salt pepper and a little bit of spicy red peppers for a kick. It's quite delicious and kale is not expensive…

When we stayed at the swan years ago in Orlando they had the greatest idea - instead of a stocked mini bar, they have a empty small refrigerator and a menu from which you could order whatever you wanted to put in it and they would bring it to you to put in the fridge. The prices were even fairly reasonable.

I have mixed feelings right now. Eddie Huang's book is awesome. It provides great perspective and I respect what he has to say. David Choe is an and attention seeker who happens to also be good at art. He has found his niche is doing the most offensive sexualized things he can the majority of the time. And this story…