Oh thank goodness, I always wanted to take online courses but my hang up has always been that I might end up encountering MEN there! Whew! Now I have somewhere I can look to for a feminine online learning experience.

Erin, I forever love you for this line in your article.

In my opinion, true roasting has zero humor or fun. Like when I go to visit my parents on the weekend.

Sometimes, it's being thrown into the pits of hell with people completely unlike you that leads you to discover who you really are.

You mean you don't work extra hours you aren't being paid for?!?!?!

Dear Gwyneth:

Hmm. I never really thought that I wanted to relate to GP. But you bring up a good point. I regularly check out goop because to me, it's a window into a mindset and lifestyle that is nothing like me. It fascinates me that someone like her can exist in this world and that so many people evidently agree with her enough…

I think so. I once read an article about a one time very famous parent and child who were coming out with a reality show and I just happened to have been an acquaintance with the child years ago and knew they was not as young as they said they were. So out of curiosity I looked them up and an old article about them…

Ugh sorry - welcome to it. I type less grammatically correct in the morning.

Heh! You are welcoming to it.

Ohhhhhhhh is that what alllllll the ads in Vogue are supposed to be? High Fashion! I learned something new today!

It is true, every time I see a picture of North associated with this spread she generally has this look of "Why is this going on!?!?! Please help me not be here!"

That mug sounds awesome.

Well, one of your references for American media is Fox News who entire existence is based on feeding the minds of paranoid Americans more things to make them more paranoid and not actual fact. Not that CNN is much better with their breaking coverage of whatever celebrity had something happen to them.

After reading the article from Vice, I definitely just threw up in my mouth a little.

I think Wintour gave in, but said - but only if they both posed. Which is brilliant on her part because let's face it, Kim is just another reality star. But Kim Kanye AND Nori are publication sales gold because this will be the first time they've posed for pictures with their baby in a publication. And most people who…

I have lived here since I graduated college many many many many moons ago.

What if you're really tired and you fall asleep and you end up sunburned? That would be really painful. I suppose now sunscreen manufacturers could start marking sunscreen for your intimate area to avoid that danger. Like the antiperspirant for your boobs.

Are we choosing based on ease of access? Because then my final four would be

Weed, Caffine, Vodka, White wine (because of the tannin in Red wine)

And to be honest, I'm not entirely sure either of those women actually know how to age gracefully like a normal human being.