I'm desperately trying to get into this show, as it seems up my alley and I have a bunch of friends that like it, but the stupid burping and stammering from Rick is grating on my last nerve. It's like someone is doing a bad Shatner impression, but instead of pauses, they're throwing in a random belch. Which doesn't…

"Secret of Vulcan Fury" is always at the top of the list, and even if soundalikes were needed for some lines, if someone gave it to Telltale, it'd be an amazing game, just got to get Shatner in on it before he passes on.

"I didn't know you knew how to fly, Harrison!"

Thanks, Spock.

Well, as I only have 2 within driving distance of me that play first runs, I don't have much choice. And as I work 9-5, there isn't much opportunity to see anything before 6PM, and as I do work, I don't do movies past 10PM. So I have a narrow window to work with. Either way, F*ck the rude patrons. F*ck the movie…

Great. Always wanted an intermission to go to the bathroom. Can I also get my seat reserved for me in advance if they do that?

…OR maybe it'll actually frigging work because EVERYONE KNOWS NETFLIX (unlike those other VOD services), and it'll do REALLY WELL, making going to a SHITTY THEATRE for a first run OBSOLETE.

I'm gonna bet, at some point, we'll see a Rogen or Franco film with one of those post apocalyptic scenes where it's a nuclear winter and the newspaper flits by the screen with that exact headline…

Those poor, poor people…

He'd have to fight Mayor Ford for the title, though…