Oh yeah, all stylists know not to wear that shade of green on TV. She’s fucking with her and doesn’t G.A.F.

Last night a 10pm, I had the choice of two corrals. The closest one to me was further from the store entrance, but the other one was considerably closer to the entrance of the store. I guess I’m not remotely an asshole.

Yup, way to fuck over the doorman.

My mom would always keep peanut butter in the fridge. I hated it, would always tear up my bread. 

This is so wrong. People at wal-mart don’t operate 12in from your face for extended periods of time. 

Can men get an extra hour due to nocturnal penile tumescence?

Unfortunately, the masses want crossovers.  The ride height and capacity of an SUV and the aerodynamics of a sedan. 

“add a few drops of vegetable oil to restore its nonstick properties”

I live in Chicago, and it’s attempt to maintain relevance by appropriating foods and naming them “Chicago-style” is straight up narcissistic and pathetic. Chicago deep dish is NOT pizza (see cornmeal crust), and tarvern style is NOT fucking Chicago’s. Hell it started on the east coast decades before. Every bar sells a…

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Please help me find a soft-edged, adult-looking spoon so I can into the corners of yogurt cups. That's where the goodness is.

FYI, gods wouldn’t ever use an aluminum spoon.

Yes, the one sentence, huge ad, and spoon photo that still hasn't loaded is puts this page up there with the likes of British tabloids.

I learned this as a kid when my mom was diagnosed with high BP.

Might want to include a safety warning on SLA printers.

Might want to include a safety warning on SLA printers.

That’s Ed Asner! I forgot about this cartoon completely.

Came to say the exact same thing.

This comment shows to me that you are more fit for public office than this piece  of shit.

1. Reese’s: because it has been constant over the years, while its not “real peanut” butter is still has the most flavor of the four. Also, the holiday shapes, where’s the Easter bunny Snickers?

Dyson are very good vacuum cleaners, but they require maintenance. For average americans, a bagged vacuum cleaner is your best option, but they will never have the suction of a dyson.

Dyson are very good vacuum cleaners, but they require maintenance. For average americans, a bagged vacuum cleaner is…