NPR podcasts. That is all.

Not lurching through 18 gear changes at every light sounds like a lot of fun to me.

Trucks today are basically like a Model T. Lots of stuff to improve.

But if you don’t have CarNet then how are they going to get you caught in a “monthly payments forever”/data mining plan?

You can’t crash it, if you can’t drive it

If nothing else, I’m happy to finally see an American company designing a truck that doesn’t feature antiquated styling.

Depending on your demographic, probably a mile-high suspension, rediculously oversized tires, an a stupid coal-rolling option. 

I think I found a picture of you taken a few minutes ago...

I have never seen a more butthurt fanboy

Everyone shitting on this car can eat shit and go die in fire. Fuck off already.

You guys make me and my new Giulia very sad. Words hurt! :-(

You forgot one exclusively Alfa test - the falling off of the vehicle lift test. As this will be their primary parking place, they need to be properly engineered to survive falling off of one.

Came here for Alfa Romeo reliability jokes, was not disappointed!

Because America? (Yeah its all I got)

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It was able to pass the tests because none of the tests relied on the Guilia’s drivetrain for motion.

Of course the Alfa gets five stars. Can’t get into accidents when it’s in the shop.

Does anyone else see the potential for a Jetson’s Winnebago?