And their concept actually use less rocket fuel but a bitch to properly engineer.

Elon: I want to create zero emissions vehicles for us to all drive around in, solar panels for homes, and power management via batteries to help humans get off of fossil fuels.

I’m the first to shit on Elon and the accompanying hero worship, but I buy this. He’s removing several safety concerns and making it way faster by launching via rocket.

Drive off in a great place to park Uranus.

Chevy Astro prices are out of this world! Launch yourself to your nearest used GM dealership, orbit the lot a few times and splashdown in velour seats. Enjoy Pluto? We’ve got AC in all these bad boys! Venus more your thing? Working heat is sure to raise the mercury. Feel free to leave a comet below if you’d prefer a…

Fancy Kristen,

It would make my fucking year if it somehow comes out that this is actually Sergio Marchionne, shadowing Jalopnik comment sections and trolling readers.

Information regarding the existence and necessity of this book should be part of the curriculum of every grade school child in the United States, to help counter the blatant disinformation about this country’s racist history (and present) being peddled to young people by the likes of Tomi Lahren and her ilk.

It’s just a Jeep Wrangler with extra body appearance. It’s not likely to require much of a specialized mechanic to work on it.

Because I live in Connecticut? ::shrugs::

LMAO, you guys are cute. CA/CARB drives the market, i.e. car makers will meet the law of CARB everywhere in the US, not sell some stuff in the east, and something else in the west. They’re not going to develop two unique PTs for one car.

No, but CARB sets the standards for 17 states, and that will have some impact on the rest of the market.

Some people stick around here for the crowd eating Mustang jokes; I’m here for the whale penis leather jokes. Thank you.

They must have read the Will.I.Am guidelines for custom vehicle design and manufacturing.

It has a JK windshield, JK mirrors and JK door panels. So this is a JK with a body kit?

Son, I am proud.

“ Its look, penned by award-winning designer Samir Sadikhov, is the first of its kind in nearly 25 years.”

It looks someone took a Wrangler and a CH-R and threw them into the HyperBrotasticulator 5000.

OH! Jokes about the reliability of Alfa Romeo. SO original and funny! HAHAHA!