I’ve never wished more that Graham Chapman was still alive. He absolutely would have been able to explain to these other guys the difference between “mindless good taste” as Cleese described at his funeral and just common decency.

but the blaccent was authentic!

I want Britney Spears to be happy. Her Instagram posts of her doing the same dance move over and over in clothes or not depress me. She seems like a woman dying to say something, but all she has been trained to do is to dance for the camera. She continues the pattern after her freedom because she doesn’t have the…

She seems more upset about the fictional rape than the real one.

Kurtwood Smith and Debra Jo Rupp wrote letters too, and you’d think they’d know better.

I mean, I can sort of get wishing the person you knew and thought was decent got 20 years instead of 30.

But I just don’t know how to express that to a judge without sounding like you’re defending rapists and attacking victims. So,…

Not sure why Damon and Affleck deserve the sarcasm. When people are on strike they DO NOT GET PAID.  I think it’s great that they did this.

How dare you reduce my identity to a concise and comprehensive summary of my politics, instead of reducing people’s identities to their genitals like God intended.

Don’t be a wanker Ed. Be like Billy.

It’s fucking sad that in the futuristic year of 2023, it’s still headline-worthy for a woman to say she doesn’t want kids.

Three cheers for someone being honest about not feeling like they would be a good parent.  I wish more people would.

For someone whose image is as polished and carefully managed as Beyoncé’s, I’m surprised she’s letting herself get dragged into this. If she’d just kept her performance the same while waiting to see how the case progresses it wouldn’t start to become a barometer reading of how guilty she thinks Lizzo may or may not be.

As Gimli used to say, "Never trust an Elfman!"

No Tara. Your years of being a hot-mess, paired with mediocre acting skills, killed your acting career.

* Keeley and Jack: I hate this whole relationship. Further, I hate how Keeley’s sexuality has been used over each season as a narrative engine rather than part of who she is. Keeley has been three different people over three different seasons, and while some might say that it’s someone going through personal change, I…

I mean, marrying at 19 is almost never a good idea but I kind of get the feeling MBB grew up with shitty stage parents who made her grow up too fast and she was probably the one supporting the family, and the Bongiovis seem like a lovely family so maybe this is what she needs.

That looks exactly how I’d stand around a professional colleague I was required to spend time with. 

Yeah none of this matters to them. They hate women too much for anything to change their mind and they’re in too deep to turn back now. It’s very maga-esque in terms of the depth of delusion and the commitment to the lie. And they are COMMITTED. There could be a fully clear, crisp audio of him admitting to everything…

I think it’s relevant to note that we all saw the result of a “mutual abuse” case last year, when Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie were stopped by the police and Gabby herself claimed she hit him first and was in a bad mood and was being mean to him because of her OCD. The police even noted that she slapped him in…

Whenever I hear about someone complaining something was “unamerican” all I hear is “I wanted to do what I want and trample on the wishes of others... and somebody wouldn’t let me.”

It was good of him to confirm that he was fired for being creepy and inappropriate, not to mention ignoring specific instructions from the higher ups. You weren’t cancelled, Frank, you were fired for not doing your job properly. It’s “consequence culture.”