Sounds like the author is EXTREMELY butthurt. I’ll sign up just to ditch facebook.

God is punishing Curt for his iniquities and for voting for Cheeto. He should be arrested for fraud. And his motive isn’t so clean — he’s intends to tape himself giving out cans of green beans and Hormel weiners. Only a cuckservative does this crap.

Am I the only person who was proud when he heard that Clinton blew loads down a 23-year old woman’s throat who is stole his cigars and shoved them up her snatch? While Trump runs around grabbing pussies, Monica willfully dropped to her knees.

I blame these frequent wobbles and falls by these gymnasts who never learned to point their feet properly (like a ballet dancer); they really make the beam and floor ugly exercises these days.

As a father, I was deeply offended by the repeated references to his gods. god-believers are delusional and shouldn’t be given a microphone. And did you notice whenever they wanted a rise out of the crowd, they started praising and worshipping the military — six standing ovations for the military gods, unbelievable.

So he feels he’s a 16th Century liberal? Jeebus.

I can honestly say that whoever wrote this is completely full of shit. Sounds like he just swallowed one of Ayn Rand’s turds.

Sharpe is the best/smartest goddamn thing ever to hit sports talk, period. Unlike Skip who is focused on Dak Prescott’s last bowel movement and what that means to Cowboys’ chances to win the next Super Bowl, Sharpe sees the big picture and brings perspective. CBS should have had him on “60 Minutes!”

Christie is a disgusting fucking pig fucker, just like Cheeto.

Wise advice, indeed. Thank you!

Goddamn, what a sick sonofabitch. Can’t wait to see Trump spend his last days in Gitmo before his execution for treason.

I always find commercials weird — no white woman is married to a white man except in Viagra/Cialis commercials. Everything else, from insurance to pizza is a black man/white woman. I’ve never understood why they can’t flip that and pair a black woman with ANYONE!!

That dude is one sick sonofabitch.

Reid should have the featured 8p/7pCentral hour instead of gopher boy, I forget his name.

Can you say, bitch jumped the shark already? I’ve never seen anyone go from hottie star to shit in such a short time. And her competition is the lame 60 Minutes bullshit. Also, did she have another nose job, because she looks all Michael Jackson now with that crooked honker.

Pujols was a steroid/HGH-boy for the first eight years of his career, and then one day he showed up with pencil-thin thighs and had lost most of his power — around the time Clemons and others were finally getting nailed to the wall. Worse, he’s a christianist who kisses his cross all the time. So discount about 400 of…

My 82-year old grandfather can outshoot his sorry ass. Goddamn son. Is it too late for an abortion?

Best headline ever.

Internet tough guy alert! Go back to your mom’s basement, loser.

You can love Hamm all you want, but no one wants to see any person’s bitties. It’s gross and inconsiderate, I don’t care how good looking you are.