I’m a Cardinals fan and even I don’t give a shit. We’re just going to have fun all year guessing how the Cubs are going to fuck it up for the 108th year in a row!

I’m keeping as many appliances as possible on the mechanical side. When my thermostat blew, I researched and found the simplest one I could find. And I don't mind being in control!

So this is what Bernie supporters think about while they’re unemployed in Mom’s basement? Ass sex become too boring for millennials now?