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Are you really splitting hairs like this? Is the point not valid?

What are you actually arguing FOR? That she didn’t identify enough asians, or that SNL is fine, it doesn’t need more diversity?

That’s not a snake. That’s a turd moving inside her rectum, ready to be released into everyone’s ears

Thanks to Bobby Finger’s competent reportage of the news I now know which names I can search to find the latest leaked photos. Every time you publish the names and faces of celebrity hacks, you spread the abuse out to a wider audience. I’m not joking, I’m now going to go see Kristen Stewart nude (and Aubrey Plaza and…

Heartbroken in Seattle: you seem to be the kind of person who would lie about the time of day. PLEASE do this man a favour and leave him alone. If the situation were reversed you would want the same.

These women would bore me so bad. Like, I get that they’re super attractive, but that would also be a barrier. If I was super rich actor guy having all this access to models, I’d probably be calling my friend like “there’s a tall blonde lady sitting on my couch fixing her make-up and I don’t know what to talk to her…

That’s correct. you’re no colour expert.

So then you wouldn’t know that the exact same hue and saturation of purple could look LUMINESCENT on a polished grand piano.

Man... people these days with their uninformed opinions that they believe is equal to expert opinions.

“well i’m not expert but those experts are FUCKING…

It’s the fucking surface presentation that makes a colour “vibrant”. The sheen, the polish, the chrome... on a screen all colours look flat. You’re not a colour specialist. You’re an idiot.

Your opinion is invalid. Why do others have to have their favourite things denigrated so you can feel better about YOUR pet thing.

Fuck you. Prince was a Jehovah’s Witness and Jehovah’s Witnesses protect child abusers and expel the abused. They’re a dangerous fucking cult. He was a brainwashed moron hypocrite who…

Divorce. You and your husband are not sexually compatible.

Cum. Or is it really sex worth having?

I’m still waiting for my The Fast and the Furious / Gone in Sixty Seconds crossover. Think about it for 60 seconds and you’ll see what I mean.

It’s pretty simple really. No car manufacturer wants their cars sitting on the side of the road. It’s a bad look, EVEN if it’s just because the owner forgot to refuel. And because people are idiots and manufacturers know this, they’ve added a lot of padding to the fuel gauge. It’s not an accurate “gauge” at all, in…

SUFFER IN YA JOCKS. CRY

Do you need me to explain it slower, PATRICK

Oh you think “Equality” means “everyone treated the SAME”?

“Australia are amazing with their universal healthcare, living wages, good education, cheap and accessible abortions, no gun violence, good looking actors, no Trump for Prime Minister and NOW also feminist cafes ...”

We actually put asylum seekers who try to reach Australia by boat into CONCENTRATION CAMPS on remote islands. We then torture them, take away their clean drinking water to break them, and we tell them they can’t come to Australia, but they can’t leave the island either. Abuse is rife in the camps. Women and children…

No. Suck shit

And 20 years for those eyebrows, amirightladies?