The problem is, when a police department is going out of its way to create a crack team of headbreakers who will go out and beat suspects (or non-suspects) to death at the least whim of their commanding officer, you’re not going to get the best quality people applying for the job. If you are determined to run your…

Scientists have yet to figure out a way wherein poor people exercise and rich people reap the benefit.

But when that second chin appears ominously on the horizon, you’ve got to do something!

“Comedy legend?”

I believe we’re going to see a lot more of this, other nations making the rational decision to simply wait out the remainder of Trump’s presidency until such time as this country once more has a rational and competent leader.

Hillary doesn’t ever buy battery packs? Tell me it isn’t so!

Hillary doesn’t ever buy battery packs? Tell me it isn’t so!

So, bread and cheese go back much further in time than we thought. How old was Lord Sandwich, anyhow?

This is two consecutive sure-fire Hall of Fame catchers (Montero being the other) the Yankees have produced who can’t...well, catch. They must have hired some of their minor league coaches off my own beloved Mets.

That’ll take some damn strong mustard.

Once her character is really most sincerely dead, the White House will drop its flags to half-staff longer than they did for Senator McCain.

In Duncan’s defense, his wife is getting along in years. She’s probably — god help us — nearly 40! No real man, especially an American Hero™, as Duncan is fond (obsessive?) of pointing out, should be saddled with a woman only ten, fifteen years his junior.

But your dog ate that “long list” of crimes committed by Hillary Clinton, didn’t he? And you printed it out in comic sans so nicely, too...

I blame Sandy Alderson, who bought into and reinforced a team culture that said defense does not matter, that any player can play any position, and that the last thing minor league teams need to think about is training players to possess even rudimentary baseball skills, because the genius at the helm can always make…

I have truly enjoyed the handful of times that I’ve been — quite literally — the only person in an auditorium seeing a movie. But those were all movies I enjoyed. The idea of being alone in a theater with Kevin Spacey and his billionaire boys club? (Shudder.)

Speaking as a fading baseball fan, is the only remaining purpose of sports to advertise & sell crappy clothing?

Your wine? Your ice? Your glass? It’s fine.

The team shouldn’t be able to fill that roster spot while a player is suspended; that will get their attention.

This may be a disingenuous question, but...are these 50+ men receiving actual responses from actual live people, or bot-responses, based on the idea that a 50+ year old man likely has disposable income?

I peaked ten years ago and I missed it?

Do any funeral homes offer a gravesite with an attached dance floor? Just askin’...