It’s a source of endless wonder to me that latex polish manufacturers always survive the apocalypse.

That’ll take some damn strong mustard.

So...when Loki comes to Gotham and takes Batman’s place, he’ll hire actors to perform The Killing of the Waynes, live on stage, every night at (stately) Wayne Manor?

Once her character is really most sincerely dead, the White House will drop its flags to half-staff longer than they did for Senator McCain.

In Duncan’s defense, his wife is getting along in years. She’s probably — god help us — nearly 40! No real man, especially an American Hero™, as Duncan is fond (obsessive?) of pointing out, should be saddled with a woman only ten, fifteen years his junior.

It’s thirty thousand plus years in the future. They aren’t bound to use today’s names

Actually, your ignorance is speaking louder than you are. John W. Campbell, Jr. — editor of Astounding when Asimov was writing the Foundation stories — was notorious for wanting characters to have only male, northern European names, preferably English and Irish names. So it’s Campbell’s thought policing you’re siding…

There’s no reason that any character in the stories can’t be played by any actor of any gender or any ethnic background.

“Old Man’s War? That’s so last decade!”

That Asimov’s Foundation stories are not told in a very visual fashion could be a very good thing for the writers, set designers, clothing designers, and such. It opens the door for their imagination to play this -- visually -- any way they like, to be as creative as they wish to be, without fans insisting that “Hari…

But your dog ate that “long list” of crimes committed by Hillary Clinton, didn’t he? And you printed it out in comic sans so nicely, too...

I don’t object to the idea of the show, but the idea of making a 10- or 12-episode hour-long comedy series and trying to keep it up to the incredibly high standard of Galaxy Quest — that could be the most challenging series in the history of television. And that’s not hyperbole. You can coast in a drama, toss in a…

Well, I don’t have it. I was nowhere near the sea, and Rocco and Grover and Dipsy can vouch for my whereabouts.

I blame Sandy Alderson, who bought into and reinforced a team culture that said defense does not matter, that any player can play any position, and that the last thing minor league teams need to think about is training players to possess even rudimentary baseball skills, because the genius at the helm can always make…

Actually, she won two:

I have truly enjoyed the handful of times that I’ve been — quite literally — the only person in an auditorium seeing a movie. But those were all movies I enjoyed. The idea of being alone in a theater with Kevin Spacey and his billionaire boys club? (Shudder.)

Exactly what I was thinking. Somebody has a “Sarah Michelle Gellar washes her hair while in a Catwoman costume” fetish? And here I thought I didn’t get out enough!

Speaking as a fading baseball fan, is the only remaining purpose of sports to advertise & sell crappy clothing?

Your wine? Your ice? Your glass? It’s fine.

The team shouldn’t be able to fill that roster spot while a player is suspended; that will get their attention.