We told him and told him. I think he was convinced that his parents would always buy him another new car, every time he broke that one.

It makes no difference. If you put two spaces and that’s not the style of the publication, the copy-editor can do a search-change in about two seconds. This fuss is all lightning bug and no lightning.

I don’t know how it is in other places, but somebody in Minnesota is teaching people that you can’t make a left turn without first moving about half your car width into the adjoining right lane.

A high school friend of mine was convinced that you should only slow down by downshifting, reserving the brake solely for emergencies (in order to save wear & tear on the brakes).

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It feels to me like they were worried (panicky?) that he might be gay, and once they learned he had a girlfriend, they calmed down.

Sure, you believe James Arness instead of me. No justice!

(evil smile)

It’s not that hard.

No argument there. :)

Monkey boy, when you sneer at someone else’s smarts because you read something that was a painfully obvious joke and the little prince wasn’t bright enough to see that it was a joke, well, that doesn’t say a whole heckuva lot about your (severe lack of) intellect. Read a book someday, junior.

And proud of it! :)

If you drink water, you’re killing the plants and animals that could’ve lived in that water.

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So if a wealthy middle-aged man was accosted on the street by six young men who demanded he come with them and then hand them his wallet and his car keys, if they didn’t actually hit him, then they wouldn’t be guilty of robbery?

Okay...people who live in a large apartment building get together and communally purchase a sex robot couple, who are officially known as the Super and the Super’s wife and/or husband and “live” in the Super’s apartment. This timeshare makes the purchase of a top of the line model affordable and gives you somewhere to…

So I guess the new kink after robot-sex is a human pretending to be a robot, when the person they’re having sex with thinks it’s robot-sex and not human-sex.

Or, we could just ban street parking — everywhere, forever. I realize this goes counter to the core belief of the World League of Street Parking Fetishists, but since they’ll all die of shock when the law is passed, that’ll create more parking spaces for the rest of us.

In the middle of his pitching motion, Stu Miller got thrown off balance by a particularly strong gust of wind at Candlestick in the 1961 All-Star Game. Called for a balk.