I’m in Minnesota. Short riding season up here, which probably skews my data set.

It hadn’t occurred to me that was a factor. Excellent point.

One of the reasons young people don’t ride motorcycles — other than exorbitant pricing — is that most of the people you see riding motorcycles are men older than me, whiter than me, and fatter than me (and those last two take some serious effort). Not a look anybody aspires to achieve.

I’m not married, never have been, but I’ve always thought that separate bedrooms are a splendid idea. Theirs are really separate bedrooms, but it’s the same principle, and it delights me that it has worked for them.

So are we talking Loni Anderson and Charo in gold lame? Because Brigitte Bardot’s politics seem a bit more appropriate here, even if she is...well...tell the truth, French.

Lackey could stretch the last two minutes of an NBA game to an hour and a half, all by himself.

No, I get Woody’s point. After all, it’s not like Woody has spent the past seventy years making his living off words, both written and spoken, and knowing that the nuance and specific meaning of every word matters.

Rip has all of time and space in which to find a barber, and that’s the haircut he chooses? Yikes.

No, but that way they can hold one in the cloud for a double-pep talk later on this year, with twice the peppiness(!!!).

In retrospect, it would’ve been — interesting? funny? grotesque? stupid? — to have Barry Allen’s title remarks be the same kind of gibberish he was spouting most of the episode.

“Zombie Billy Martin?”

I thought it was only the Mets who were cheap enough to stay at retired Motel 6's.

If the Cardinal Way of selecting and training players still worked — assuming it ever actually did — why did they trade for all these fellows? Wouldn’t this automatically place the blame on non-Cardinal Waying upon management, rather than players?

Why not just make a robot tribble? Trademark infringement?

He’s got to be related to Strom Thurmond. Just has to be.

Megyn Kelly hasn’t had “work done?” Yeah. Right.

In a curious parallel to the Tim Allen case, it turns out that Jerry Van Dyke is still incensed over the 1966 cancellation of “My Mother the Car,” which was ostensibly cancelled due to rising gasoline prices, but which really bit the dust because the then-head of NBC had a bitter grudge against all banjo players.

Maybe if Lou would stand up straight, instead of crouching on the sidelines, he’d be able to see what’s going on.

Ditto.

Did you know that there was no official rule — nothing in writing — against major league baseball teams signing or playing black players, pre-1947? That was part of what made Jackie Robinson’s job so difficult. Like Kaepernick, the boycott he was fighting against didn’t officially exist, according to the cowards — uh,…