Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

If dummies want to give their money away...

Please stop interfering in our attempts to be offended on someone else’s behalf. If you keep this up, we’ll have to post something in the comments about how we were just “putting this out there” and you “shouldn’t read anything into” this.

Morgan, the mother, is a friend of a friend. I didn’t really know Maddox or the father, but my friend was very close to them. I remember her sharing pictures of when Maddox was born, her creating a gofundme page to raise money for Maddox’s cancer treatments.

Berman and Steve Young. Which is equally as bad

Kind of fitting though that the worst game of the season was called by Berman and Dilfer

Your family isn’t a football team at a Federally funded military academy.

First of all, I’m an atheist that was raised in a Mormon household. With that out of the way: If a team wants to have a team prayer (just like my family does), go right ahead. A prayer in and of itself should not be a problem. If a player doesn’t want to participate, do what I do: sit there and wait a while. A prayer…

It occurs to me that they might be a better team if they didn’t spend all of their recruitment time on players named Army. Seems like a statistically small pool to draw from.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

It’s five o’clock somewhere.

Somebody better check on Drew.

The kid is awesome but I appreciate the umpire’s “I’m not gonna take this shit!..... but I won’t embarrass him either..... uhhh... let me brush this.... DONT FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN... okay Play Ball!”

+2. An easy joke but I appreciate the hustle.

I’d appreciate if you try this again hinting at a conspiracy and launching ad hominem attacks.

I don’t like to speculate, but maybe he killed some hookers.

FWIW: his Mom Julie retweeted the tweet about the hammy.