Uh, yeah, I was there. It was one of the more shameful things you’ll see in the game. We won the game, but ultimately lost a lot more than the game. I would love to see him miss at least half the season, if not more. If something like this happens again, I would like to see him banned from the game. I believe in…

How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.

Nailed it.

You could always go with the “they should trade for Aaron Rodgers!!” if you wanted. That seems like #gawkerrefugee talk.

If he was a good sports dad, they wouldn’t be in the consolation game.

“It’s true, I saw the whole thing happen.” - Brian Williams

Any excuse to post this:

An artist’s rendition:

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

Fuck pigeons.

Actually, no. You only have a right for arms.

Why should you only pay “a little” more? Your height is in the top 1% of human beings. And, newsflash, for every inch you are taller than average, you earn—on average—7% more over your lifetime. So take those unearned dollars and pony up for business class, jumbo.

I agree. It’s in the Constitution under the “leg room” clause.

Given his desire to repeal Article 9, Abe’s more of a Wario.

Goats will eat almost anything

Looks like he’ll miss at least a month

Thanks, Mom.

You've obviously never been on Jezebel

Deadspin is turning very Jezebel-y lately

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