So why didn’t she just run on the sidewalk?

You know it’s funny - I said the same thing literally on this website 3 days ago and I have long held your opinion. But I put on the championship game for like 10 minutes because there was nothing else on and I was like... wait a minute.. this shit is actually very entertaining. Maybe it was because it was the best of…

Quite a memory on you

Shady

It makes me sad that your comment has more stars than the original joke.

It’s ok dude. Embrace your inner non-PC.

Fire Marissa Meyer!

Ahh, grammar police out in full force! So great to see. Thanks for making the Internet a better place! Because his point DEFINITELY wasn’t made with the way he published it. I was totally lost until you pointed out his error. Now I get it! Thanks guys!

A bad accent didn’t stop Teddy KGB from being one of the most popular characters ever

Ha. Good to see you operating in the periphery of superlatives!

I think we’re going to have to agree to disagree and move on with our lives.

Well, heroin does a ton of harm. Maybe it doesn’t do “vastly” more harm than alcohol and cigs because it’s illegal. Weed, different story, no doubt. But it clearly isn’t GOOD for society, right? Gov’t makes us wear bike helmets for a reason.

Not defending the guy but isn’t making drugs illegal generally a good idea even if the reason for doing so comes from a terrible place?

OR... you can find a work/life balance like the other 749 dudes that play MLB.

I think I’d sweat through a shirt, too, if I was coaching a team that had put up 8 fucking points halfway through the first half of an NCAA tourney game. 8 points?!

Thanks for posting. What an utterly moronic statement. Life lessons are what you learn AFTER you get a fucking education... When you’re 14. What a shitty parent.

Eh, I dunno. I sort of get it. He’s a kid. He doesn’t belong there. I could see myself being annoyed.

Best part = 0 flops

Yeah, assuming you believe her.

Why, she’s memorized their favorite songs, of course!