More like “phew” - Jimmy Garoppolo

THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY, AS YOU MIGHT SURMISE FROM MY USERNAME

Gosh deadspin is becoming so much fun!

Obviously people here will hate this... but on some level won’t these guys leave school with the potential to have a pretty solid work ethic, which can be translated into a professional competitive advantage?

Looks like that chick from Ex Machina has a soul mate out there, after all!

False

Or, McDonalds.

These quotes make me laugh because they involve words and phrases that I don’t understand!

Inappropriate tweet, for sure, but when will the political correctness about this topic abate? It sure feels like almost every time there is a terrorist attack somewhere that the perps are doing it in the name of Islam. Doesn’t that matter at some point?

I think Gammons actually just tweeted the name of the guy we just killed in an ISIS airstrike.

Thanks Barry!

Guy at 0:23 kills me. In the group discussion, finger on table.

Reading these soccer comments makes me sympathize for my wife when she has to hear me talk about the NFL. I have literally no idea what you guys are talking about.

What about Red Tick??

Actually I think some broad got really messed up. Her neck or something.

At least we weren’t losing that game at the time!

Not sure how Showalter let himself go so badly... but it almost makes it funnier.

His shoe was later recovered by this guy:

Goddamn you can see the blood fly in the air on contact.

Two Buffalo News linked stories today on Deadspin. No joke, just an observation. I elect to interpret this as a bullish signal for the Bills this year.