He could kill an innocent man without apology and still be the more likable Harbaugh.

I love the Bills and even I’m confused right now. Do I root for Chan and Fitz? or a bunch of Jets players and coaches that are wearing Bills gear?

God Colbert is a genius man!

It’s so stereotypical when someone that hates stereotypes, stereotypes.

Memo to author: you are not target audience. If 5% of your species opts in, it’s worth the expense. Must be a real drag to have so many things offend you!

His work with beach chairs will come in handy this year when working with the Bills offensive line.

This knockdown was a bit weird... looked like sort of just a glancing blow in that GIF? Did she get a couple shots in before that one?

This is the most Jezebeliest post ever

Ironic a Scandinavian in the lead!

Sounds like he’s not totally fucked AT ALL.

And if you sneezed in Giants stadium you would actually, literally, be in Jersey.

In the Mets’ defense the Wilpons are still suffering from that whole Bernie Madoff situation. In fact it’s fortunate the stadium electricity even turns on.

Totally. Facts are so annoying sometimes, amirite?

Inexplicably? Bills are only team in NY, ace.

I realize the Sox pitching staff is bad... but THAT bad?

This explains the 9% unemployment rate in the greater Boston area.

Tom Brady eschews conservative political opinions on Gawker.

I am unclear on Deadspin’s position. Are we thinking this is stupid? Do we think it’s a head-scratcher? Do we just find it funny and move on? Either way, how does it relate to how much we hate Peter King?

Guess he didn’t tuck it?

So Brady’s on-field accomplishments somehow give him above the law status? Got it. Thanks Bob!