I’m a Marvel fangirl and a DC hater, frankly. All of DC is dark and broody, especially lately, and Marvel brings the snark. That being said, I’m dying to see this film. The previews look amazing. Let’s hope!

Every time I see this photo (at top) it creeps me the fuck out. It’s that “You are my world, my life, my all, I would DIE without you!” look. And him just drinking it in. Ugh.

I think Kendall is the most naturally beautiful, which probably made Kylies insecurities even worse since that’s her full sister. Even now side by side you can see Kendall is just effortless and Kylie is trying so hard.

Everyone knows when I’m releasing a product on Snapchat that I will be MIA for the next hour and a half.

Albert Brooks had a classic bit about FM DJ’s. he ranked them one above incurable lepers, but one spot below curable lepers.

Why are we supposed to hate her again?

I don’t really have anything to add to this except that Cole and his brother’s twitter exchanges are effing hilarious and made me a fan of his even before I started watching Riverdale. In which his character is the BEST. Fight me, Archie fans!

The Sprouse bros are hilarious. I don’t follow them but every time they pop up in the news with their Tweets, I enjoy it. That’s nice. *nods* Feels good, huh?

“Dad even helps me apply the Chapstick. He says the best method is to put it on his lips first and then press them to mine to transfer it. He also uses this method to make sure I have plenty of it on my nipples as well.”

The worst is when you have to try on shoes so you have to get help, and all the sales people just look at you and you have too much social anxiety to actually go up and talk to someone! So you just leave the store and go get a pretzel.

Seriously, my entire attitude when shopping retail in-person: Never talk to me. Leave me the fuck alone until I’m ready to pay.

I love The Rock and I don’t feel bad about it.

Hmm, I’m not so sure this is racist. Maybe I’m an asshole but I think I understand the attempt at satire here. Having said that it was at a minimum in poor taste and definitely intentionally provocative. Definitely not a good way to promote your business...

Awhile ago one of my roommates had to go to the hospital for serious cat allergy (he didnt realize it was that severe when his gf brought her cat over). Billed him around 3 to 5k for just a shot, an ambulance, and some minor tests, which on his pay was a lost cause. 2 weeks ago he came down with a monster sickness…

I read this timeline last night because I make bad decisions. One minute you’re accepted and happy and looking forward to being popular and cool and yada yada yada, then your death begins...

I hate when gossip blogs misrepresent shit like this.

Please, everyone who thinks he’s acting like a sulky, entitled douchebag, just take two minutes and watch the damn clip (which, for some reason, links instead to Apple.com in the post)

Idk if this is a consolation, but what happens with a terminal illness of this nature is that, by the time the patient is end stage and actively dying, they’re ready for it to be over. At that point, they’ve suffered a lot and there’s no quality of life left. Death is a release.

I say that all the time about people who learn they have a terminal illness. How do they even begin to process that information? And how do they continue to put one foot in front of the other, much less live out their shortened lives as courageously as Amy? I’m always awestruck by people like her. I’m certain I’d…

The young and ill are really quite remarkable. At least almost all of the ones that you know or read about. It’s as if, once you get to the other side of fear, and into either acceptance or steeled for the fight (and perhaps a bit of both), you get down to the brass tacks of being a much better person. A focused,…