Ugh, just ugh. I am so mad that this incredibly smart and creative woman lost her life. I am sad for her family.

Sometimes I hear about someone and I wish I knew them in real life. I felt that with Amy Krouse Rosenthal’s first book and then her second book and now I wish I knew her whole lovely family. That sounds creepy but man, they just sound like the sorts of people who would just be a joy to know in the day-to-day.

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

Harry Style is so woke, it’s almost unbelievable. [ONTD]

“Diagnosis: Stylish” did make me laugh out loud, so I guess I am part of the problem.

 That Jennifer Garner story is missing important facts! Like what kind of kitties did she hang out with? Which ones did she give head skritches to, how many gently headbutted her (out of love, of course), and which ones demanded belly rubs? Were there wrasslin’ kitties, just like there are in my living room right this…

Tori and Dean seem like that couple always attempting to convince people they’re richer than they are and more in love than they are. Constantly buying new houses and having more kids to.... “fix” things? Push “reset” to kickstart their marriage over and over again?

I adore him. He hits some sort of weird woke/buddhist/awkward/cute/hot/bro combination I never knew I needed. Like I normally hate the bro vibe. His is there but just subtle enough that I dig it. Even his wokeness isn’t quite there but he gets so many points for effort. I just find it very admirable (hot. I mean hot.)

Yeah, I don’t get it either. I clicked through to the Page Six article and it was pretty innocuous. He told a story about embarrassing shit he had to do as a young actor, then he was gracious about his breakup. What was annoying about that?

I don’t either.

I became disabled as an adult and I have talked to I think five people in the past three years who have told me that in my place they’d kill themselves. I finally started telling people that I’m sorry they feel so unhappy with their lives but their statements don’t reflect my feelings at all.

I’m a feminist. But I still watch and enjoy Woody Allen movies. You can enjoy the art that shitty people make. Infact most people who make great things are usually pretty shitty people. I get if people can’t always disconnect though.

It’s really well written. It nails the way people actually speak. I get that’s cool to hate on anything that was nominated for an Oscar (other than Moonlight, that gets a pass) but Lonergan is a pretty great writer.

Hm. I still see the cropped version as yellow / gold. I self-identify as a reformed owl.

This reminds me of those super sketchy signs you see on the interstate, especially in South Georgia. It’s these huge billboards with lady silhouettes that say things like “jade spa and massage: free showers for all truckers.” It’s super sketchy and I am surprised they are not investigated more frequently.  

Probably caused by his clenching so hard he hasn’t been able to go to the bathroom since January 19.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.

Oh my god can you imagine if they end up being the kind of BFFs where their kids know him as Uncle Jake? Jake Gyllenhaal would be the best/strangest cool uncle.

She’s mostly harmless, she actually has decent acting chops too, I think shutting down her lifestyle brand goop for Millenials website was the best thing she ever did.

I hate Ryan Reynolds for not divorcing and marrying Jake Gyllenhaal, because they’re clearly deeply, passionately, in love.