Is anyone good enough for Ryan Phillippe? He is way too cute.

Wow TayTay’s house is so boring I actually think a little less of her as an artist lol. I had hope at that whimsical staircase entrance, but YAWN. I have more books in my living room than she has in her “library”. All the money in the world and it looks like a Pier One humped a Crate and Barrel.

My dream is that this whole situation drives Kendall deep into an existential crisis, where she isolates herself from her Kardashian Klan for six months, churning the loamy soil of her soul for purpose and meaning. She starts reading up on the histories of marginalized peoples and their fight for civil rights in this…

It’s sexystential.

Jay cheats again in 3...2...1...

Trying too hard.

Please try watching this without choking up!

Do you have anal leakage or something? Why is this such an issue for you?

Ed Sheeran seems entirely fine and inoffensive to me. That is the sum total of every take I have ever had on him and I’ve never really understood why people get all up in arms about him.

Call me old fashion but I want my fashion spreads to sell me aspriational sex and sex appeal. I don’t want to see fashion spreads that look like I walked in on my friends fucking.

I read this article in the New Yorker yesterday and it completely blew my mind. I had no idea that this condition existed. The human brain can react to emotional trauma in such incredible ways. These poor children and families.

Some of us are interested, because of the camp factor. I don’t think there’s any other reason that people would be interested except it’s so over-the-top ridiculous that it’s fun. As long as you’re not any of them.

As much as it sickens me everytime I’m reminded white people put Trump in the White House, I will say that the only silver lining to Clinton not getting elected is Clinton not getting elected.

Wait .. Wasn’t Michael Keaton Birdman?

And if you had them a few times before and developed cysts as a result, why would you keep going back and getting them???????

When taking a selfie, be sure to hold the phone with your thumb on the power button, so you can turn the phone off and not do such a damned vain thing.

When I was about 14, I was back in my old neighborhood for the first time in a year and was bold/dumb enough to ask the new owners of my childhood home if I could go in. Turns out it was a super-fundie family with 7 kids - this was a 3-bedroom Victorian, not tiny but not family-of-nine sized. They crammed all (yes,…

I was actually on season 2, it was a ton of fun. I worked with Genevieve, and Doug did our room and we were terrified at the time because it was right after the Fireplace debacle. Our room ended up being, not for everyone, but I loved it (I did end up painting over it eventually though).

If memory serves me I was the…

We used to want to do that with my childhood home. Then we found out it was foreclosed on, and invaded by squatters. We had a clawfoot tub in the upstairs bathroom, and the squatters flooded the bathroom. The clawfoot tub went all the way through the upstairs bathroom ceiling, through the kitchen floor, into the…