I am curious how she’s going to write a hand job into a song. And what will the title be? Maybe The Moment I Knew (You Got a Hand Job From a Masseuse).

My father worked in a Jordanian hospital until 2002. (Note: *not* the same one targeted). We eventually left the Middle East because of the war and the fact that our city was getting bombed. I still have friends and family there. This really isn’t funny to me.

i don’t even know the whole point that’s being defeated though.

What Evan said.

Also, just because a character in a story uses certain words or says certain things doesn’t mean they’re representative of the author’s own views. Can they be? Absolutely, but they don’t have to be. People seem to forget that.

Part of an author’s job is to write realistic characters. If a particular…

:/

Pube-beard sounds like the worst kind of pirate.

I’m grey now. I pissed off Clover Hope by saying that her calling Matt Damon “whitey” was “ugly.” And boom, demotion.

Because you should also get to see his handsome face....

Yes, this. I hated both of my parents from an early age. Flash forward to my dad, sitting teenage me down to inform me he would be divorcing my mother. It was a turning point for us. I don’t know why, but in that moment, I decided I’d give him one more chance to do the right thing and I opened my heart to ask if I…

As someone who has a BPD mom and aunts/uncles who aren’t really hip to that knowledge and don’t know how abusive she is, I have made my peace with the fact that most of them will never really know me, they’ll have a distorted view from her, and there’s nothing I can do about it. I live a life that I’m proud of, I’m…

I spent years hearing about how I was ‘oversensitive’, or that ‘mothers and daughters always have issues’ because my mother could keep her act together in front of others. Over the years I’ve heard she’s begun to slip up more and more (we’re estranged,so I haven’t seen it myself). It’s kind of gratifying when people…

I’m white, but Jewish and I went to a small private school which called itself Montessori but totally was not. There were four kids kept at the bottom of the pecking order both by the kids and by the only teacher I had for six years. I’m sure it was just a coincidence that it was the only two black kids and the only…

I've been surprised with Trevor's interview skills! I wasn't expecting someone with no experience to be able to jump in and be able to dish out little quips on the fly and keep the conversation going. He's not super polished yet, but it looks like he's going to pick it up. Having a lot of the writers stick on as well…

Bill probably knows her favorite positions.

Whatever’ll get her elected.

I know this isn’t an open thread but Jez is my only anonymous outlet. So... sorry.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

‘Shopped actually, here’s the source material:

baggies with carrots and celery? sliced turkey roll ups with cream cheese?