Sharing is caring, HarvestMoon. Can we borrow her? It would be so nice to experience again the feelings I had when voting (twice) for Obama. It was really the only time in my life I was truly excited about voting, rather than the typical “lesser of two evils” scenario. I feel that Bernie is unelectable and Hillz is…

I think it’s probably more like:

This is how I read it. This is right, right?

Yes, in particular wanted to support your argument that sometimes parents can be bad for their children, ESPECIALLY when those parents don’t want them (for myriad reasons, not all heartless, but possibly financial, emotional, time, priorities, etc. etc.).

I kind of thought they were already there, except they let Fiorina in the room.

It’s more my wife than me. If I tried to do it, she’d look like a purple mummy with a pink fringe or something.

Raven is definitely my favorite. I keep telling her I want to be Raven, but she won’t let me because “boys can’t wear girl costumes.” I keep trying to tell her they can, but she’s just not ready to accept that yet.

It happened in 2011. You just don’t realize it yet. The set of good people are all gone. The set of bad people stayed. Basically, we all stayed.

Don’t worry, Selena, you still have seven, maybe even eight more years where you can play a teenager in a movie or TV show.

Thank you for having a measured, rational response to my (anonymous) admission about my darkest thoughts. I already feel guilty enough for even thinking of it.

Who knows too, I mean it could just be that it’s your second child? My little brother certainly didn’t graduate with honors (not like me!! :D) but he’s so creative and intelectual. He’s not super book smart but he loves to read philosophy and fiction. He doesn’t know musical theory but he’s the musical chair for his…

The difference in your food/bevarage consumption likely had NOTHING to do with the differences between your kids. If the wine/caffeine had detrimentally affected kid #2, they would not be functioning as an average kid. The potential risks of overuse are far more severe defects... they don’t cause incremental changes…

I know intellectually that it’s not a problem. But here’s what happened to me— first kid I did everything by the book. I ate so nutritiously it was insane, no booze at all, maybe a little coffee, no soda. Second kid, not so much— instead of cottage cheese and nuts for snack, I ate Starbucks coffee cake every day,…

Now is as good a time as any to air the number one grievance I have with Jezebel. Chiefly: they don’t feature women doing stuff. There’s a lot about celebs and there’s a lot about clothes and makeup and stupid MRA frat moments, but there are precious few articles on women actually making strides in their fields and…

I find her talking less annoying than her singing. That baby voice. Trying so hard. It’s like the audial equivalent to Renee Zellweger’s face.

I’m hoping Deadpool will finally get him going. He’s funny and cute, he just needs the right movie to get him there.

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