Iverson, DeAndre Hopkins and Moss attacking. Also, ever wonder what a circle of grass 30-yards in diameter would look like moving through the middle of a soccer game? Everyone staying the fuck away from defender James Harrison is what.

Pats fan here, I live in Northern Virginia, and I think Timmy’s fridge is A-OK

Short for Newtholomew, I believe

The NFL rule set for offensive formations is already incomprehensible (just ask John Harbaugh) - what would you have to add to make 9-on-9 formations work? I say remove one defensive player per drive, but keep the offense at 11.

Please do not offer my candidate a peanut!

The flag isn’t Red, White and Brown?