Thanks for the warnings on the masks.

I love citrus scents and citrus flower scents.

Omg my dream came true and my kid asked for a Harry Potter birthday party. I am already shopping and making shit. The challenge is to not go to crazy so that I don’t spend a gazillion dollars. Butterbeer! Potions class! Backyard quidditch pitch! Omg.

BEAUTY THREAD!

I mentioned elsewhere that I had tons because I’m named Anastasia. As a kid who was never able to get a personalized anything, it was great.

I hate to tell everyone hoping to see this professionally produced and performed version that you really missed the pinnacle of Anastasia retellings, which took place in a friend’s basement when we were all in elementary school. We memorized the entire movie and performed it verbatim. 5 girls. 1 onstage meltdown.…

NEVER FORGET

Andy Cohen probably told these ladies they were on a new reality show about the Dallas charity scene called “Sweet Charity.” Like, the Potamac Housewives kept blathering on about Emily Post because the producers tricked them into thinking the show was about etiquette and then were all, “haha surprise, you’re…

a cinematic interpretation of my face reading this

ALSO:

Really?