Yeah, not true. Teams like the Rays, Royals, Padres, Brewers, Pirates all have fantastic play by play broadcasters. The Yankees have the absolute worst broadcasting teams, both tv & radio, in baseball.

Brown: And here are the “Lexus Keys to the Game.”

They’re kind of prickly, don’t show much of a sense of humor and Thom’s a super annoying douchey art guy. They’ve also alternated between barely tolerable avant grade synthy/dance stuff to more melodic stuff since the start of Bush administration and their fans can be annoying. On the other hand, go listen to “In…

They did it last time they headlined Lollapalooza (2008 maybe). I know the band hate that song, but luckily they’ve responded to that by just deciding to play the ever-loving shit out of it when they perform it live. I can do without it, but I wasn’t complaining that night.

Just select Bruce’s “Jersey Girl” and proceed to do your best impression of the Tom Waits original. All about the bait and switch, get ‘em nostalgic for the Springsteen classic and confuse them by growling and screaming for four minutes.

“2. Don’t say your favorite Radiohead album is Kid A. “

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?