I love gay Babadook and I don’t even know why. Things like gay Babadook are why the internet exists.

And all those folks who were so committed to their look that they wore a black frock coat in June deserve a round of applause.

From the navel up, the only physiological difference they care about between men and women is that women have larger mammary tissue to house the biological foundation for nourishing infants. Sexualizing that is gross. Yes, I understand that this is 2017 and women’s breasts have been seen as sexual organs forever, but…

And for this guy, as a politician, to then go back and write a memo: ‘Oh, I felt threatened.’ He felt so threatened — but he didn’t do anything.”

He seemed so frustrated. I mean, not that I blame him but I liked that he didn’t try to hide it.

and Maher just keeps on talking...! He seems like the least self-aware guy ever.

Ice Cube is a cool ass dude. Questionable movie roll choices lately, but the guy is s-m-a-r-t.

this is what Norm Macdonald had to say about his colleague. Pretty spot on.

Isn’t that cute? Bill thinks he’s funny.

Ice Cube’s face said it all for me.

“I just don’t want to pretend this is more of a race thing than a comedian thing. Comedians are a special kind of monkey. We are a trained thing that just tried to get a laugh,”

Theresa May is so fucking desperate to stay in power that she’s allied herself with the DUP, a party that:

The last bit is why she didn’t entirely get owned: her deal with the DUP may make things even more terrifying. The DUP makes the Tea Party look like Joe Manchin.

Just the testimony of a police officer of what they saw is usually enough to constitute probable cause. If it’s a matter of saying that the crime was committed right in front of them.

NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL!

This is a terrifying blow to democracy and should be the top story in every major news outlet, but it will be virtually ignored by most and celebrated by many.

Do they not even claim to have some sort of evidence for the expansion in the charges? This seems kind of crazy unless they’ve got video of him fucking shit up. How does this not get killed by the first judge it come in front of unless they have some smoking gun shit.

This is a genuinely beautiful move by Swifty. Katy’s been running her mouth about her non-stop, trying to use the feud to drum up interest in this era (which thus far let’s be honest has been a flop), and now all she’s done is give Taylor a load of free promotion (not to mention money) with TS6 right around the corner…

Jeez, Yellypants, dial it down a little. It’s not MatisyahuSerious’s fault that you were having a hard time navigating the (unchanged) site.

How many fucking examples of this shit do we need before we tell these pigs to get out of our schools? Jesus.