What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

I’m sorry, but Obama wore a tan suit to a press briefing. And at one point he put his feet on a desk.

Trump still has a few million murders to go before he enters the lofty realms of “worst ever,” but he is unarguably a world-class piece of shit, that’s for sure.

I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

Have to say, I would characterize Mika’s tweet as fairly great shade, but I keep getting that wrong. It’s something great, though.

Trump is a scumbag. Period. He might be the worst person who ever lived. That this will inevitably be turned into some left/right tit-for-tat is the clearest demonstration of the fact that his country is not worth saving.

He is a Fundie wingnut now. He found Jesus and Conservatism in the hospital. As did Anna Faris.

His son was born with a bunch of medical issues and he found Jesus in the NICU or something. I don’t remember what sect he and Anna Farris belong to, but it comes off as evangelical.

Lol, I literally just out of the greys a few hours ago and posted and he was at with the Anti-Muslim hate at me as well. Hitting dismiss felt so delicious. So yeah, I don’t get why they don’t ban any posts from his IP in his mom’s basement/doomsday prepper shelter.

Can I just ask, how the fuck is Locomotive Jones (or whoever keeps creating that troll account) not IP banned yet. It’s getting boring to flag his bizarre anti-Muslim rants for hate speech now.

The first movie wasn’t half bad. At least not for watching it on a long plane ride and needing something mindlessly entertaining. I’m sure the sequel will fill the same need for me on a future flight. So have at it partying moms! I just hope real motherhood isn’t that dreary.

“You’re a mom. Moms don’t enjoy, they give joy. That’s how being a mom works.”

There were aspects of the movie I enjoyed - Kristen Bell’s deadpan ability is a national treasure and is woefully underutilized in her other roles; and the whole jerking off scene using Kristin’s hoodie as a visual aid was riotously funny - but I was frustrated by how spectacularly accurate the title is in the worst…

Berry is not a great actress, but Monster’s Ball was a solid performance. It was neither the first or the last time the Best Actress statue was awarded to a middling but beautiful actress whose work was graded on a curve. Like if Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, and GOOP have Oscars, we don’t get to call out Halle like…

It must be so nice to be old and have license to be as savage as you want. This whole thing is gold.

OMG PREEMPTIVE FOR ANYONE WHO THINKS “oh she laughed, it’s fine!”(in this situation or any you personally may have been involved in_ WE LAUGH OUT OF AWKWARDNESS AND ARE NOT SMILING AT YOU. This is not an enjoyable moment, it’s one we’re TRYING TO GET OUT OF.

I don’t understand how “Teen Vogue” can be so awesome on so many fronts and have such a TERRIBLE Facebook account. It’s constant posts about young actresses wearing “tops so sheer you can see her nipples,” re-posted clickbait from two years ago, and NONSTOP Bella Thorne - and the comments are all readers complaining…

I’d say he couldn’t be creepier if he tried, but I’m not one to underestimate him on this sort of thing. God, it’s disgusting.

Literally everything about this man is gross and embarrassing. He has zero redeeming qualities to save us from this horrible shitshow of a presidency. Jesus fucking Christ can it please be over already?

“She has a nice smile on her face so I bet she treats you well,” says Trump. He seems to listen to Varadkar briefly, then adds, “He thanks you for the newspapers, Caitriona.”