This movie does a pretty good job of linking the stories together. There are several characters that are in multiple stories and the mascot of the movie, Sam, is in all of them to some extent.

No, you're pretty much spot on. It's not a very good movie. The only people that I knew that liked it are Horror Geeks and Horror Geeks have notoriously bad taste.

I agree, though I must say that I haven't watched 'The House On Haunted Hill' in a while so it may be one of those that I remember being better than it was. I didn't care for 'Thirteen Ghosts' at all and I agree that the ghosts were overly designed.

I enjoyed it because I used to be a Wes Anderson fan and am no longer.

The review is offbase because you disagree with it? OK, then, if your opinion is the Right One and the only one that matters then please, by all means, tell us all what we are supposed to like and not like.

Really? Seeing Dethklok doing the Thriller is one thing that I wish I'd never seen.

"As for the story, who the hell cares?"

I think they had about three seasons of material planned, but the show was popular so they decided to stretch it out to five. I couldn't wait for Season 2 to see how the Metalocalypse was going to go down and here we are years later and they are finally getting around to it.

So any review that doesn't agree with you is BS. How about you write every review from now on since you are clearly the Center of the Universe and your opinion is the only one that matters.

No, they didn't. How much story was there? Fifteen minutes, maybe? The show was an hour long. It took over half that for them to decide to go save Toki and when they finally did, they just ran in there and got them (after doing a pointless Thriller dance for five excruciating minutes). I don't know how any fan of…

I disagree with you and agree with the reviewer on all counts. It has it's moments for sure, but most of it was just not very good.

I didn't even know this was coming on until I saw it on the guide and got excited. I then watched it in a constant state of "whaaaaaaaa…..?!?!?". I agree with this review 100%. The music didn't sound like Dethklok at all. It was fifteen minutes of story padded out to an hour. They did a Thriller parody. Dethklok…

She's not underage in France. Their age of consent is 15.

The age of consent in France is 15, so she's not underage there.

Where the hell is our Region 1 DVD release?!

If it's not good and not bad, then that's average, which is what a 'C' is.

"I thought John Ryhs Meyers was perfect casting for Dracula"

"None of you are old enough to remember the Radu Florescu/Raymond McNally book "

Asheville is the Austin of NC. It's were all of the hippie and liberal types gravitate to, but it's completely surrounded by the racists, backwoods bumpkins.

NC used to be the "Southern State That Wasn't THAT Bad".