Ryan's dad was a total jerk that was constantly needling Kristen and trying to be in control the whole time.  Instead of saying 'Thank you' to Kristen when he finds out that she bought him wine, he criticizes the year of the wine that she bought for him.  My dad is the same way.  He constantly criticizes anything…

It matters because we won't have to constantly hear about how it's the greatest show of all time even though it isn't.

I agree!  I mean, what's with all these reporters reporting on stories and critics criticizing things?  They act like it's their job or something!  I mean, what the hell?

So, because you don't like it means no one should?  I didn't know it was you that set the Standard of what people are supposed to like or not like.  So, please, do tell us all how we're all supposed to think and what we're supposed to like, your Majesty.

I hated 'District 9 Movies We Ripped Off' so I guess I'll hate this one, too since it looks pretty goddamn unoriginal, as well.

"The Wire" had a cop faking a serial killer and another making crime legal without anyone noticing.  "Breaking Bad" had a stupid plane crash and a caper with a giant electromagnet.  They're both good shows and all, but they both have lots of flaws that Fanboys tend to ignore.  Neither one is "THE GREATEST SHOW…

Yeah, no.  It's a good show, sure, but the best ever?  Hardly.  Plane crashes and giant magnets and other such silliness really mar it.  Also, 'The Wire' is overrated, as well.  I mean, fake serial killers?  Really?  A cop legalizing crime without anyone knowing?  The two shows are very similar in that they both have…

I guess he needs help finding new stuff to rip off. 

I agree.  I also thought the idea of a guy that was a player when he was young and has now realized that he's not young anymore was pretty interesting. 

She's the Straight Man, which is a pretty thankless job.

That doesn't change the fact that everything they said about "Family Guy" is true.  That show is horrid.

"The difference is, Jeff is ostensibly growing and learning as people are
wont to do; as a live-action cartoon, Jen will never do any of that."

The went to hell when they revealed that Principal Skinner wasn't Principal Skinner and that was a looooooooong time ago.

Yeah, when did PG come to mean 'non-animated kids movie'?  'Napoleon Dynamite' was rated PG yet didn't have a single curse word or nipple in it.  Why wasn't it rated G?  Because it wasn't a cartoon for kids.  It's stupid.  They used to show tits in PG movies because PG used to mean 'Parental Guidance Suggested'.  The…

The best internet radio site I've found is Jango, but it's not as good as it used to be.  It used to allow you to add specific bands to your channel and then go through their song lists and add specific songs and ban others.  For some reason, they've removed those features.  There was also a social network aspect to…

It all makes sense!  Ryan is a serial killer!  And he talks to a dog!  Ryan is the Son of Sam!!!

I'm so sick of this guy.  I've become embarrassed to call myself a 'Community' fan because of this tool and his insipid legion of zealous worshipers that treat him like some comedic Messiah.  It'll soon get to the point were I'll have to start hiding my 'Community' DVDs when people come over because I don't want…

If you made a list of the 100 Greatest Movies Of All Time now, how many movies from this millennium would be on it?  Not many, if any.  I also guarantee that most, if not all of the ones that did make the cut would be based on books that were written pre-2000.

It's the ratio of Good to Bad that has changed.  Also, the bar for what's considered 'Good' has been drastically lowered over the years.  "Let The Right One In" is a great example.  If that had come out in the 80's, people would've thought it was a pretty good movie and that would've been that.  Instead it came out…

The last movie I saw in a theater was 'Revenge of the Sith' and I really wish I hadn't watched that one.