Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother? Sure, in terms of population, but Philly is in no position to talk shit about anything to anyone.

Having not heard of Nippert Stadium before (my only trip to Cincy was for one day on a business trip and I stayed over in Kentucky for some reason, and I don’t follow UC football or Cincinnati FC), I looked it up on Wikipedia. Here’s how the stadium got its name:

“See you in the playoffs”

Irreparable brain damage while living in Youngstown. A double whammy.

oh, and if you could bleach your skin we might have some scholarship money on the lacrosse team.

Someone’s going to die on the field. It’s just an inevitability really. When that happens then there won’t be much left in the tank for football.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

Everybody loves gossip. Nobody loves a gossiper.

Yeah I think this feeling doesn’t resonate with me because I don’t measure my worth through beauty and fame. Only wealth.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

Reminder that the Department of Defense found that allowing trans people to serve openly would “cost little and have no significant impact on unit readiness.”

Unless your job was “realtor for World Trade Center office spaces,” blaming 9/11 for your career collapsing is 1. rarely a good look and 2. definitely not true.

How is babby formed?

He’s doing the Lord’s work. Fuck AT&T.

When I was 9 my cousin accidentally shot me with a BB gun. Not wanting to get in trouble, we both promised never to speak of it. I didn’t realize that the BB had lodged in my tibia bone just below my left knee. Im 42 now and the BB is still in there. If one presses their finger in just the right spot on my leg, you…

R. Kelly doubles down on his awful bullshit so thoroughly and unequivocally that the GOP is nominating him for a high-ranking position in the Trump administration.

Deadspin had a story a while back about some sports organization that made people pay to go to a basically fake job fair that made it sound like they’d have a chance of working in sports.

Frantz, a sophomore for the Wildcats, joined Arizona freshman My-King Johnson as just second active player, and third overall (Michael Sam)

Well, it was a couple minutes from the beach.