"Second serve now, after killing a man."

…and forge a suicide pact?

If you're going for a detective vibe, wouldn't The Riddler make the most sense?

What's Uber's policy on castration of CEOs?

Has Cruise done a talk show since the Oprah couch jumping debacle? I remember seeing him on Letterman and Leno back in the day but I don't think he's ever gone on Fallon or Colbert.

Lest we forget, Dracula Untold was supposed to be the first movie in this universe before it crashed and burned.

Downey has much better comedic timing than Cruise. The Marvel movies have gotten fairly jokey and Downey's performance is a big reason why.

At long last, I finished Uncharted 4, completing my run through the series.

Lousy, stuck-up Riverdale punks! Think they're too good for me!

Is shitting on the culture such a bad thing? I'm as liberal as they come but thinking that mocking one side is off limits and the other side is fair game seems ridiculous.

Doom 2016 is one of the best games I've played in the last decade. Unbelievably fun and a shot in the arm the FPS genre desperately needed.

Sweet bastard, the driving in Arkham Knight drove me nuts. Going from fast paced Batman fighting to lethargic car battles was really annoying.

Started Yakuza 0. I'm only about an hour in and more than half of that time has been cut scenes, so I don't have much to say yet. The fight system seems cool.

Finished Zelda. Terrific game overall, but Calamity Ganon was a weak-ass boss.

Disgrace? He has a podcast! That's everyone's dream!

Soundgarden - Badmotorfinger
Killer Mike - R.A.P. Music
Pretenders - Pretenders
Gorillaz - Humanz
Faces - Ooh La La
The Smiths - Strangeways, Here We Come

Best rock voice of his generation and one of the greatest ever. His range was insane. Listen to "Slaves and Bulldozers" or "Say Hello 2 Heaven" from the Temple of the Dog album to see what I mean.

Wait, they're airing 18 episodes over five nights? That can't be right.

Are they sticking with that rumored flashback heavy setup where different actors play younger versions of the characters? I think outside of Tony Hale, everyone else should be available.

Streets of Fire is a movie that could've been great if they didn't cast a block of cement in the lead role.