Sometimes I think we need to turn the Internet off for a month so these crazy fucks can get some goddamn perspective, or get their asses kicked when they unleash their frothing racism on people in real life. Either or.

She deserves credit for career longevity, in spite of her inability to sing a lick or put in a good acting performance since Out of Sight.

Nearer, My God, To Thee

The Doobie Brothers - "What a Fool Believes"

He can say whatever inane shit he wants, the man still has a lifetime pass for Die Hard, Predator, The Hunt for Red October and The Thomas Crown Affair remake.

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

They made that movie. It was called Superman Returns and it wasn't interesting.

The A.V. Club

Fingers crossed for more scenes from Sean's "Dan In Real Life 2: Back 2 The Life" script.

"IMDB Message Board Titles" has all the makings of a good gimmick account.

Trevor Noah reaching back to 2006 for that Mel Gibson joke.

As much as I've enjoyed his movies, Paul Feig is a primary culprit of comedies with extended improv scenes and two hour running times. Bridesmaids is 125 minutes, The Heat is 117 and Spy is 119. Each of them could stand to lose 20 minutes.

I like to think there's some jackass out there saying, "At first, I was opposed to this new Iron Man, but then Robert Downey Jr. endorsed the character and my mind has changed."

I read Friedkin's book earlier this year (Which is fantastic and definitely worth seeking out) and he takes a similar tact. Friedkin implies that Hackman has a problem with authority due to an abusive upbringing, which also led to a short fuse.

Anthology movies are a crapshoot, but I would love to see four directors take their picks from Skeleton Crew and Night Shift. King's short stories are mostly great and often avoid the problem he has with unsatisfying endings. Here are a few I'd like to see:

"Sorry I'm late! The damn Fleshlight wouldn't stop nagging!"

Ailes must belong to that alien race from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. "I think you and I should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago
and then you’d be good and better and I’d be good and better."

I'd be buried with that shit.

The guy probably didn't win. He would've flaunted the grand prize Super Nintendo in his house if he won. We all would.

Or a sudden desire to spend time with family.