Her dad is a famous drummer. #fact

Morticia is significantly taller than Gomez. Casting the 5'1" Ricci would limit the pool of potential Gomezes to Peter Dinkl- I’M IN. DO THIS, HOLLYWOOD.

{rolls eyes} “Meow or whatever.” ~ Catwoman (Aubrey Plaza)

Why don’t they just move it to Exuma in the Bahamas? There should be plenty of time to get everything set up.

You’re surprised James Brown was a better performer than Limp Bizkit and Korn?

It’s because you didn’t name your band Frankenstein’s Monster Hump Day.

Alaska has to wait four months to watch the premier.

If there’s anyone I trust in TV, it’s Mike Schur. 

The Parks and Rec finale was good and satisfying in my opinion. I trust that he and the writers can end this well. 

Every time they’ve made a sequel to these movies, I’ve been nervous that they would ruin the perfection of the previous one. I thought the first one was just a wonderful gem that stood on it’s own and didn’t need expanding until I was thrilled by TS2. Then I considered 2 to be the best possible way to end Woody’s…

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.

Not really, but it sure tells me a lot about what kind of a reader you are.

You’re the dumbest and worst troll on Kinja

Counterpoint:

A genderswapped “Peep Show?”  That’s Numberwang!

Not really; there wouldn’t be any mystery, since we already know that Riker is Number One.

The real fantasy is that any high school would splurge on lockers big enough to fit an entire person inside them.

“It’s called “He Laieth on High” and it’s about a big baby duck that gets his head stuck in a stewed tomato” kills me every time.

“Half of these just as a normal situation with one person acting insane, and then SUDDENLY everyone joins the insane person ganging up on the normal person.”

Yeah, why can’t it be able a group of calm, rational people politely discussing politics?

You know, sketch comedy? 

Shut up, Paul.