NBC is becoming the Michael Schur network and that is totally fine.

What’s this “was” nonsense? Lisa Loeb is, was and remains a stone cold fox.

Surely, a series called Barry about a hitman that uses drones to kill his targets is already in the pipeline, no?

**Casts Sam Jackson as Sisko. Lets him mother the fuck all over motherfucking Gul Dukat.

the world IS a vampire

See, this is what happens when you don’t book Sha Na Na.

I guess it’s true what they say: if you remember Woodstock 50, you weren’t really there.

Hmmm looks like prime potential to change to a totally natural two-fingered pointing gesture instead.

Just CGI some walkie-talkies over the top of the cigarettes.

I got a Trump notification for this?

Tired, based on the biography by Mitch Albom.

“think if Hole had been fronted by Courtney Love”

sucks all the cool—all the sexiness, all the glamour, all the romance—out of a downward spiral into debauchery.

He’s like one of those kinja commenters who keep saying how bored and unconcerned they are, yet reply to every reply made to them.

I finished it. It was interesting. Go back and read it.

It’s amazing how many people apparently are incapable of reading an article before commenting. No one’s saying get rid of all highways. 

I was at their global convention last year, and they had several exhibits you could visit about how getting people in and out more quickly is a big priority for them, but it also clashes with the more recent customer trend of wanting more things made “fresh”, which takes more time. As someone who had never worked in…

Feminist literature is notorious for its tiny print, designed as it is for dainty female eyes. Also, smoke damage from being around too many burning bras.

Goodness!  He could spend up to 15 years sealed in a locked cage!  Thrilling!

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties