Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark

R.E.M., Begin the Begin

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Poll after poll consistently tell us that 28-40% of people are assholes.

neuro-psychologistlogist

Why are so many men slimy assholes? And why don’t you think they’re responsible for their own behavior?

It’s always nice to see when Chris Hardwick takes the time to talk to his fans.

How about we not hope that people have been abused, just to take people you dislike down a peg or two?

NPH has NO idea who she is.
CROSSOVER!

Well, that’s because it sounds like you’re a sociopath.

The last movie in the series would’ve undoubtedly been called Triumph Of The Whills, and Fox execs would’ve had a long sit-down with Lucas.

It really is up there. One thing that ups To Live and Die in LA’s chase scene is how crazy it gets when all those guys pour out from street with guns and then chase them going on the wrong side of the highway.

Wathing, moneto, and Dinsey are my terrorist cell activation words.

I hearby nominate Nick Offerman to be granted the title of Great American, so he can take his place in the pantheon alongside Woodie Guthrie, Rosa Parks, and Mr. Rogers.

Vodka is a Russian plot to foist tasteless alcoholic products on the American public. Gin martini or death!

(James Corden), flown in to provide comic relief

I would say that this should be something you can look at as proof that money and fame are not cures for depression. You’re not doomed, you just have to find something (medicine, therapy, etc.) that will help you. Money and fame will not. Which I’m thankful for as I have neither.

A good rule to follow is if someone is willing to mock Fred Rogers they are probably a trash human being and not worth much of your time.

I enjoyed his show, greatly respect Mr Rogers and think that the world would be a better place if more people followed his example and died in 2003.