GTFOH. That theme is unadulterated genius.

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

It’s the 20th anniversary of Phil Hartman’s death too. The world has definitely been poorer since.

Or my body? That’s it........Easter’s cancelled!

Edith Prickley was my Woodstock, good sir.

I suggest this program get replaced by a gritty SCTV reboot.

Come see the violence inherent in the system.

I think that might be a Monty Python reference.

Black Hawk Clown

Good glayvin!

The Day the Clown Cried 

It was during the primetime 25th anniversary special which doesn’t get reaired very often. 

I got a score of 85 by picking the most idiotic responses. A pretty effective strategy as it turned out.

Actually, I think we’ve all been confused by a typo; they meant to say that it was “causally Progressive,” meaning the show has only survived as long as it has because it’s sponsored by Progressive Insurance.

All this newfangled internet stuff you kids are into...I’m going to have to email Savage Love and ask Dan what Tommy Lee Jonesing is.

I was once asked to vouch for a fellow employee. I didn’t feel it should fall on me to decide if someone keeps their job or not. I told the boss “he actually reminds me of you”. When he was fired a few months later the boss was mad that I’d vouched for him. I pointed out that what I said wasn’t intended to be a…

On a related note, the silent words in Lost in Translation were “No one is ever going to believe you”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splitting_Up_Together

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.

Lisa Bonet ate no basil