Yeah, I hate it when people do that.

Now let’s get thirtysomething, Once and Again, and please, please, please, The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd.

If anyone’s interested, I’m still shopping my unauthorized “fanthology” reboot, with each episode set in a different TV world. We’re calling it Det. John Crossover Makes the Rounds, and we’ve already produced hours set in Mayberry, Babylon 5 and LazyTown.

I think a Munchiverse streaming service could do quite well

Can we somehow get Homicide out of this deal as well?

Was already eye-rolling your aggressively angry comment about a TV show and then you used the term “betas” and it all made sense. Carry on being an embarrassing trash person.

But “Romans go home!” is an imperative!

I agree about Speechless. I also feel like Goldberg’s is a much funnier show than Modern Family right now, even with the the main kid being in his awkward teen years. Id love to see recaps of that, tonight’s restaurant episode was pretty funny.

I also preemptively deny all the things I did.

Here’s my preemptive response to this story:

“Ugh, Reprecht and/or KeyserRoll.”

I wish I was in Titsy, Hooray! Hooray! 

I don’t actually like the taste of regular coke, but I love diet coke.

If you’re gonna introduce a black bikini in the first act ... 

Harlan Ellison prepares a lawsuit claiming he invented the concept of harassing a personal care aide.

That question could also have ended after the first four words

That escalated quickly.

Wasn’t the shuttle program basically done by the time he got into office. It was greenlit by Nixon, the first launch was in 81, i believe.

One Direction is a fucking lie!

It’s about two guys that get some live tuna fish and feed them mayonnaise.

So he’ll be the Secretary of Energy soon?