Why on earth would you want to do that?

No “Gilligan’s Island” Karen Gilligan. Wait, shit...

Ending on season 3 would’ve robbed us of the glory that is Dinner Party.

That’s all I remember about Acorrding to Jim.

It makes sense that Creed would be the boss, since he’s good at waiting things out and would outlast every other contender by hiding behind the false wall he constructed out of filing cabinets and the pile of Phyllis’ empty Snackwell boxes.

You really believe Kylo Ren? I think the guy who sticks lightsabres through his parents isn’t the best source of truthful information.

NO, CHRISTMAS IS AMURICAN! USA! USA! USA!

I don’t think Laura was talking about bear meat in her fridge, she was talking about an actual live bear scavenging in her fridge, as she was explaining why one has to cook with as little waste as possible in Alaska.

I keep expecting legions of baby spiders to pour out every time someone bites into one.

Did you work for a paper company in Scranton, PA?

Man this breasts was a breasts good episode breasts.

Yes, so much so that it’s almost like it was said with a tongue firmly planted in its cheek.

The punctuation indicates that’s not the case: the story said “well-known” and not “well, known.”

Is it at least the same as Grim Fandango?

I specifically take issue with the inclusion of a mermaid front and center on every Starbucks cup. They’re an abomination and Noah left them off the ark for a reason. There were space issues and they can swim anyway. Also they maybe consume human flesh.

My dad still has a crush on Jenny Agutter because of that movie.

“Yippee-Ki-Yay, Heathcliff!”

I thought Louis’ manager was an awkward, skinny teenage boy.

Becky is being replaced as manager by Sarah Chalke.

Well...unfortunately it’s post-Kinja A.V. Club, so it’s like 30 to 40 people, max.