Oh, yeah? Well, double dumb-ass on you!

I'm looking forward to the eventual merger of two failed streaming services — imagine all the people who won't be subscribing to 'Seeso-BS All Access'!

updates my personal records

No, it's the guy from the pilot for "Eight is Enough"

Sorry, pronoun trouble. Which one died?

She obviously knows that I dig that. Secret coded message from Padma to me. MESSAGE RECEIVED AND UNDERSTOOD, PADMA.

INDEED.

This is a solid analysis. Curious how this holds up in a week.

All I can say is that I appreciate the way the editors allowed the camera operators to linger as they tracked across Padma's…. padmas on this episode. My wife kept insisting that she must be pregnant (and when you google 'is padma pregnant', the 2nd result is a People article devoted to her denying that she's…

So pissed that FiOS hasn't updated the Aftershow since Ep. 9.

If only Art Frahm had been in that position. Maybe Jughead would have had a fixation on celery instead.

Heck, I'd probably pay to see that.

So, what's the endgame here? He goes on tour with Ann Coulter and they finish the show by Jello wrestling after spewing hate and conservative 'jokes' for 90 minutes?

listen, my friend.

The same. I got so annoyed by him that I looked him up just so that I could give my hatred a name.

Just as long as I get to keep seeing that Tai Lopez ad "Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here…" — said no one ever.

Their eyes made it clear how hammered they were. They did an amazing job faking their way through it.

This is definitely the preferred spelling.

Much better scansion.

Yeah, it's not like he's trying to be Fred Travalena here.