The shot of McCarthy blowing Cecily Strong's dress would be even hotter if I wasn't convinced that there's been a subreddit about blowing her dress up with a leaf blower for a few years now and I'm terrified to look.

He had to end up someplace after his hitchhiking tour was over.

Wow, fair enough.

Wait — he worked for Keller & Boulud and doesn't have 'cred'? Huh.

Family wasn't crazy about the texture — very dense. Next batch I'll make with cream or milk to lighten them up. Tasted great.

I thought that it was weird placement that they gave away a Joule, but in the kitchen Brooke was using the Anova cooker. I think you can get the new lower-powered Anova model for $99. The last thing I made with mine were these: https://anovaculinary.com/e…

Hey, everyone — I just got back from my Bill Cosby fan club meeting (my turn to host). Did I miss anything?

frantically googles to find out more about the Fighting Words doctrine and Marquess of Queensbury Rules

The most recent was "Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce" on Bravo.

You can fix that problem yourself by aging backwards to the point where you don't know any better.

I think it was like those old Magic Fingers beds in cheap hotels that vibrated when you put a quarter in them. Worth checking out one time but then it turned out to be kind of dumb.

It was released in the US in Sensurround as well, maybe a year after it left the air.

How did Denis Leary put it? Broccoli tastes like broccoli but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty goddamn good?

I doubt that, but definitely she'll be mesmerizing this summer (and probably again the next 2 as well) on Bachelor in Paradise. Those episodes will be even more perfect than her vagine. Corinne + all-day booze + sweltering and horrible living conditions = comedy gold.

Wow, only 12 hours to the birth of the Gaga Truther movement.

Man, my Mom made herself that exact jumpsuit on her Sears sewing machine from a Simplicity pattern in 1972. My Mom looked better in it, too, being that in 1972 no one knew how horrible it was.

and Ludwig van…

He may not have been a great actor, but he was a hella great pod racer.

As long as we all agree that Toto should once again be hired to score the film.

Send your check to HD Stockwell/General Delivery/USA. They know how to get it to me, and I'll make sure to get it to Charlie and Michel.