WAIT WAIT WAIT would one of them take the other's last name? Would we end up with 'Alison Larson' or maybe "Brie Brie"? I may need to revoke my support for this plan until the logistics are worked out.

Finally someone on here is making sense.

Oh, of course.

Man, I can't keep 'Alison Brie' and 'Brie Larson' apart in my head. Are we sure they're two separate ladies?

The first movie I took my now-wife to was Barton Fink. She almost ended things right then and there.

Yeah, there are a few exceptions. It's nice to catch episodes of Good Eats when they're on. Looking at the schedule right now, though, it's 3 hours of a contest show 'sugar showdown', then 3 hours of Chopped reruns.

"Don't fret," they said, "we're starting a second channel that's just cooking instruction shows. We'll call it 'Cooking Channel'," they said. Fast forward a year or two and it's just reruns of Food Network shows.

Define "plates." I'm 99% sure I agree with you here. Unless you mean literally 'plates'.

Looking forward to the second season, where Guy Fieri invites Ryan Lochte into the kitchen at Guy Fieri's American Kitchen and Bar in Times Square and shows him where the Donkey Sauce really comes from.

Also check out the excellent Horizons Resurrected, whose creator is developing increasingly more detailed and accurate 3D simulations of Horizons: http://horizonsresurrected.com

As Bugs would say, "What a ultra-maroon…"

OTOH: making the cheese curds squeak always makes me giggle. I call it a wash.

Never hassled me or put me down. Always says "YES YOU CAN"

Marriage is pretty bad, too. For many of the same reasons.

Meanwhile, in Hollywood, Ryan Murphy gnashes his teeth at the timing; too far away from the Hurricane Katrina season of American Crime Story to have publicity tie-in value.

My dog's got no nose.

Wait — you mean hanging out in the AV Club comments counts as 'living our lives as adults'? I need to go call my Dad and tell him what for.

Would it change your opinion of him if I told you that he was Wil Wheaton's college roommate?

Speaking as a middle-aged white dude, I look forward to this timeslot being returned to my people. Have they seen if Colin Quinn is available to rehash his tired old routine for a few months before cancellation?

Sorry, but after the Jian Ghomeshi scandal, that's tainted by the Moxy Furious version.