Not sure why they needed Bono or the Edge when 40 years ago, the folks at the Electric Company wrote the only song that a musical about Spider-Man needs:

Kayla —
"After Guardian columnist Linda West" — should be "Lindy"

YEAH, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO KEEP SHOVING THEIR BIG THROBBING MEATY AGENDA DOWN MY THROAT

It's really stunning to watch that and see how little she wants to be there. "Please, just fire me now. I hate this. Someone else can say these nonsense words."

"Kate Mulgrew became the first woman to lead a Star Trek series in 1995" — well, second after they fired Genevieve Bujold and reshot everything she had done.

I hope that they finally told her who the Loneliest Monk is.

(Well, DP on the first 3 Coen Bros movies…)

Wait, wait — you forgot the Jennifer Garner movie written by Ahmet Zappa where she plays the mother of a boy who is actually a plant and they got Disney to make it. If that didn't put you on #teamdweezil nothing will.

Joel McHale — the guy from the Enterprise Rent-a-Car commercials? He's AWESOME in those.

*needle scratch sound*

Also in the nation of Chad, obviously.

Or one of the dairy states, especially after he came out so strongly in favor of drinking milk. He's right — milk is delicious!

The eps with Garofalo were before they started to figure the show out creatively (well, to the extent that they've figured it out).

This was definitely not the best season to watch first, except for Chad, who I'm more firmly believing every day is a brilliant performance artist. Also a meathead douche, but nonetheless….

DENNY CRANE

Anything like that would require that Marti Noxon have more involvement in the show than having her name listed as EP (and for my part, I'd rather she focus on Girlfriend's Guide, which is provides me with my Alanna Ubach fix).

Deleting my Larry Drake post before writing it. Thank you.

Sheesh, my kid's almost 20 and we're only up to the mid-40s so he can get the Wendell Wilkie jokes in Warner Bros. cartoons.

A Very Special Clearance.

And look what it did to little Kim Richards. I do like a hot, sloppy cougar.