What a waste — there wasn't even a single close up of Faxon's horribly misshapen choppers. They could have hired a good-looking unfunny actor for that part and not lost a thing!

Can you dig it?

…and the entire "I'm a REALTOR (tm)" plot was just a product placement setup for a commercial halfway through Black-ish? REALTORs (tm), are you sure that you know what you're doing with Phil Dunphy as your spokes-moron?

Brian Eno: "King's Lead Hat" (Before and After Science)

Hmm, good point.

I think the dude in one of the early episodes of DD who was so freaked out at what Kingpin would do to him that he impaled his own skull on a pike would call it a jump ball at least.

"or to just really blow the doors off the late show format somehow." YES PLEASE

…giving hope to all us aging pudgy guys…

claims he only did “what every other fan would have done if they would have seen one of their celebrities.” — Well, considering that he's being a dick about this, I have to say that he's pretty much spot on with this self-assessment.

If you say "Wapner" three times, Rusty the Bailiff appears.

If you say "Homicide" three times, Tim Bayliss appears.

If there are no scenes of Jake eating a sandwich, what's even the point of this show anymore? YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS SHONDA

I'll trade you — loved IJ (but it took me two tries to make it past page 100 or so, and once I got over that hump I read the rest in short order) but could never make it past the aircraft graveyard in Underworld. Maybe I'll make another attempt this summer..

Curiosity and knowledge are fine, but let's be serious: as long as there's a never-ending stream of quickly produced low-budget porn parodies, it doesn't matter whether they're made by elves or apparate magically overnight. Don't question this gift that the universe keeps giving us.

I used to be a regular sub in the house band for the Miami Heat during their first few seasons back in the 80s. No idea if they still do that or not.

Every episode of this that I watch, I find myself thinking about 2/3 of the way through: "You know what would make this show better? If John Rogers was the show runner and he brought along his writer's room from Leverage."

"The Lackadaisical Eleven + 1"

YES. Why is this so difficult for people to understand? Enough with the origin stories, or at least with the focus on them.

HEY YOU GUYS DID YOU CHECK THE CALENDAR AND SEE WHAT DAY IT IS ?!?!?!

My thought exactly. Followed by "I miss Natalie Wood"