Aerodynamics, man. It's all aerodynamics.

Threadgill winning is unabashedly good. Calling his recent work 'jazz' doesn't really reflect what the work is concerned with (and what the work is concerned with here doesn't overlap with very much of what mainstream jazz practice entails). No one else is doing what Threadgill is doing (but there are a bunch of…

*Googles "Paige Davis Fundraiser Stripping Scandal", clicks "Images" tab*

ROAD APPLES!

I've got loads, obviously, but I don't think that I still have anything that can read the Zip drives they're stored on.

Aren't all articles about this show legally required to mention that Hillary Farr appeared as an actress in 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' (and optionally mention that she also appeared in "Sex Farm"). Would you like to read my Hillary Farr fan fiction?

everybody wants one.

So your hypothesis here is that you can switch the audiences between let's say a Woody Allen festival (the older, funny stuff) and Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector and get the same responses out of each? You're going to have to make me down as 'skeptical' on that premise.

All you need to know about that dress is that my wife complained that it was too tight. I think I disagree with her police work.

Harry Dean Stanton you say? Hm.

Weekend at Bernie's 2: InkMaster Edition starring Dave Navarro

..and the other unanswered question: to where was she uploading the plans for her MacGuffin that she was trying to make sure that no one could get their hands on? Seems to go counter to her stated goals. Also: why did she leave the laptop unattended in an abandoned house?

Exactly — when I read the OC and Stiggs issue when it came out I was 16 and it was probably the most anarchic and not-quite-amoral humor that I had ever read. Altman didn't need that, so it fell away until all that was left was Paul Dooley singing the Schwab insurance song…

I just want to know where in LA you can find a tattoo shop sketchy enough to ink up a corpse. "Here, her last wish was that the get my company's logo tattooed on her shoulder blade so when they try to ID her… I mean…"

"SAME THING" — my racist 1908 Uncle.

"The Trump campaign brought Hammond back to the show" — technically, Don Pardo's death did that first, right? He was already coming back to work every Saturday by the time Future President Trump threw his yuuge hat into the ring.

As long as Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League happens first, DO NOT CARE IF THIS HAPPENS.

ACK!

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the shed writing more GG2D slash fiction. "Oh, Harry," Jo cooed… "tell me more about polymorphism and its use in object-oriented programming….while I slip into the hot tub…"

In four short years he met his every goal
He seized the whole Southwest from Mexico
Made sure the tariffs fell
And made the English sell
the Oregon Territory
He built an independent treasury
Having done all this he sought
no second term…