It's 'held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night.'

Happy 10th anniversary of the Great Outdoor Fight! BECOME THE RULING BODY, DUDE!

I think that technically Kim put North West out. Kanye put it in, I guess. I went to school out in farm country, and our health classes were not too detailed.

('ding his champagne flute' is not a euphemism)

C'mon — you need to wait for Chris Harrison to ding his champagne flute. There are rules; we're not savages.

Nope, and no AA contestant has made it past 5 or 6 episodes, on the seasons where there have been any.

I don't think you're here for the Right Reason.

CUCHI CUCHI

Wow, that settles that, I guess.

Also, some proof that the deliciousness of Lucky Charms is in FACT derived from magic would be nice. Personally, I suspect that the source is actually sucrose and dextrose.

But considering the motorboat-friendly dress she was wearing last night, has anyone ever noticed how hot Padma is? I mean, seriously.

Saw the commercial for this last night and told my wife that I'd gnaw my own arm off to get out of seeing this.

This is the role that Michael Dorn was born to play.

I was at a standup set by Jonathan Solomon. The club switched on TVs showing the chase right in the middle of his set, and after 10 or 15 minutes he had them turn it off and watching him regain control of the set and the momentum that he had lost was masterful.

My memory from 20 years ago is that the defense was wildly successful at keeping significant bits of evidence & testimony out of consideration by the jury. We as viewers of the show are effectively omniscient, since we're not bound by the rules of evidence in a courtroom; the jury who acquitted him were most…

Yep, DVR set.

The Mad Men actors aren't too weird a coincidence when you consider that GG2D show runner Marti Noxon was a consulting producer on Mad Men.

I'm glad that I was in grad school by the time NIN came along, so I was able to listen to Reznor's songwriting and production without having to listen through the haze of teenage angst.

How dare you talk that way about a Ghostbuster?

Speaking as a sophomore at a large midwestern state university who never thought that anything like this would happen to him — to what address do I send my letters now?