What an unstable moron. He’s destroying the US and democracy one tweet at a time and hopefully history will see him as the worst president ever. And how his cult followers can believe and follow this garbage is mind-boggling and sad.

Looks like some alien skulls got kicked up!

I can’t even get humans to deliver my packages from FedEx properly. My house is built on a split lot and has “B” with the number and either they leave it on the neighbors (no “B”) porch or put it in the rain by my garage or as close to the edge of my covered porch so the rain lands on it. One time they even left a…

With the grammar and spelling in your comment, I assure you that you’re IQ is not nearly that of a non-mac user.

I got a new PC and realized I was having a major network speed problem. My 75/75 connection was reporting like 20/20 and I felt like I was using dial-up. I called my cable company and they brought some extender thing, but that didn’t work and they had no idea.

He’s gonna be one mad snowflake!! It’ll be so hard for him to concentrate when he’s golfing this weekend when that’s rattling around in his tiny little brain.

Every Marylander right now:

And we just stopped asking how he got his hand back! 

I just can’t trust SyFy anymore. Why bother checking out shows on that channel if they’re going to cancel them when people really dig them? 

I think this is useful. My wife asks me all the time to remind her to do shit then gets mad that I have a terrible memory then asks me to remind her to do other shit.

Wait... everything on the internet and Twitter is NOT true? How do we know this article is true? Am I true?

America’s dumb, obnoxious, and racist uncle strikes again.

“WHHHAAAAA!!!! IF YOU WON’T LET ME DO IT, I’LL GO ASK DAD! I HATE YOU MOM!”
“WHHAAAAAA!!! IF YOU WON’T LET ME DO IT, I’LL JUST DO IT ANYWAY AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME! I HATE YOU, TOO DAD!!!”

D’oh!

“This executive order is about ensuring continued America leadership in AI, which includes ensuring AI technologies reflect American values, policies, and priorities,”

yup.

He’s like Trump: he’s going to do what he wants and to hell with logic or anyone else.

You know who switched the the evil horizontal scroll? MySpace.

I took and found out my father wasn’t really my father. Since I had no relationship with the man I thought was my father, I debated for months and decided to reach out to my biological one. I’m glad I did because he and his family are so incredibly nice and welcomed me to the family with open arms.

Um... why did they render a naked Parker?