Oh! When I was a little kid, my mom would cool my soups down with ice... This could be the “adult way to cool your crappy canned soup you overmicrowaved”

She’s not a seasonal idiot — she’s making dumb statements on an alarming very regular basis. I think she’s trying to fill the void left by infowars.

Wait... is Trump appointing Japanese officials, too?

Black Hammer!! YES!! I’d be excited to see almost anything Lemire writes and has written. Black Hammer and the spin-offs are filled with really great characters and a great story.

I just want to know the secrets of those amazing eggs that they have at our local ramen places. I always get 2 extra because they’re my favorite.

How can threats like this be ignored by the ATF & FBI (or local law enforcement)? This is without a doubt terrorism and a threat to democracy. There should be arrests made immediately, no?

As a software engineer, I am often asked to fix stuff and my first comment is always an acronym that I’m trying to get into the lexicon: “TIOABOA” (tee OH ah BO ah) - Turn It Off And Back On Again.

Is this like when they send all the pre-printed Super Bowl shirts to Uganda?

I think Michael B. Jordan is great - he is amazing in Creed - and could make a great superhero. But Superman?

Remind me what Hillary Clinton did again? Use a work email for personal use?

All or most of the 9/11 terrorists were of Saudi origin right?

This is the one game I’ve played to 100% achievements and then replayed many times on Xbox 360, then the PC, then Xbox One (remastered). Each time is amazing and never feels repetative to me. If anyone hasn’t played this game yet and have been thinking about it, just do it. 

Ha! yeah...

Awww... he had his feelings hurt.

I hope they make it so the lead is middle eastern and gay. 

The Ross and Rachel of DC Superfriends.

at least she’s pretty. amirite?

Well, we know that Fitz’s grandson is alive, so that means he’ll die and they’ll do the whole Simmons has morning sickness, right? May admitted to loving Coulson, so she dies. YoYo is alive in the future too and is so upset probably because Mac dies and they never resolved their issues.

I’m sure he’ll just promise all the attendees that they’ll get to keep their guns and be able to buy whatever militaria they choose at a yuge discount and they’ll make Mexico pay for it, then he’ll blame Obama for something.