This is great and I’m already loving you being a writer here.

“killll meeeeee”

For when I want to get a cup of coffee...in Dakar

Totally on purpose and not because kinja is complete garbage 

“Babe, I HAVE to go racing so that I don’t get in trouble on the street!”

Yay another moto writer!

“Where the hell are the beans?!”

came.

Does anyone other than a child look NOT silly on a Grom? I thought that was the whole point.

You rang?

Perfect for your racist MAGA uncle.

Can’t wait to see that thing conquer Moab

What color Nikes do I need to buy and can we at least get name brand Kool-Aid? 

And there’s the Godfather, watching over all of it

Save the price of the ticket (and emissions) and buy a copy of MS Flight Simulator.

I’ve heard of the sunk cost fallacy. 

Jason, were you at CMP I’m assuming?